"I don't want to see the dressed one... I want to see the naked guy!"

"Take the funny thing off and scratch, and that will really make things happen."

"The dried shriveled up pickle is mine!"

"I'm sorry, my cleavage doesn't quite fit an A cup, yet..."

"I don't know of any perfectly straight fruits."

"to heather: haha, you get a speculum."

"Wrap chickies...What?! Snoop Dog is a girl?"

"So you are going to turn me down to play with a bunch of pineses."

"*blank stare*"